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The World Must Be Peopled

A comedy monologue from Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare. About 2 min.

Benedick, a sworn bachelor, has just overheard that Beatrice loves him.

Benedick
20s to 30s. A confirmed bachelor talking himself into love
  1. Coming out of the arbour where he hid to eavesdrop on his friends.

  2. This can be no trick: the conference was sadly borne.

  3. They have the truth of this from Hero. They seem to pity the lady: it seems her affections have their full bent.

  4. Love me? why, it must be requited.

  5. I hear how I am censured: they say I will bear myself proudly, if I perceive the love come from her; they say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection.

  6. I did never think to marry: I must not seem proud: happy are they that hear their detractions, and can put them to mending.

  7. They say the lady is fair: ’tis a truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous: ’tis so, I cannot reprove it;

  8. and wise, but for loving me: by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor no great argument of her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her.

  9. I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage; but doth not the appetite alter?

  10. A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.

  11. Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour?

  12. No; the world must be peopled.

  13. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

  14. Here comes Beatrice. By this day! she’s a fair lady: I do spy some marks of love in her.

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Public domain, William Shakespeare, 1600. Text from Project Gutenberg #1519.