Unit 4B

Hi. Hello. Are you... with the building?

I’m with 4A. Across the hall. Your wifi network is called “Priya Please Upgrade Your Password.”

That’s... a coincidence.

My name is Priya.

Common name. Beautiful name.

I changed my password on Sunday. On Monday your network changed its name to that.

Okay. In fairness, your old password was “password4A.”

Were you using my internet?

“Using” is strong. I was... visiting it.

For how long?

Define long.

Since you moved in.

Since slightly before I moved in. I came to see the place and the signal was very strong and I took it as a sign.

I’ve been paying for faster internet because it kept slowing down at night.

That was me. I’m so sorry. I watch a lot of cooking shows. I don’t even cook. I just find it calming.

That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.

I’ll pay you back. Half. All of it. I’ll cook for you. Badly.

What’s the new password?

To yours?

To yours.

...It’s “password4B.”