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I Bought It

A drama monologue from The Cherry Orchard by Anton Chekhov. About 2 min.

The son of serfs comes back from the auction and tells the family he has bought their estate.

Lopakhin
30s to 40s. A merchant whose father was a serf on this estate
  1. The evening of the auction. Lubov Andreyevna has asked who bought the cherry orchard.

  2. I bought it.

  3. Lubov Andreyevna is overwhelmed. Varya throws her keys on the floor and goes out.

  4. I bought it! Wait, ladies and gentlemen, please, my head’s going round, I can’t talk....

  5. When we got to the sale, Deriganov was there already.

  6. Leonid Andreyevitch had only fifteen thousand roubles, and Deriganov offered thirty thousand on top of the mortgage to begin with.

  7. I saw how matters were, so I grabbed hold of him and bid forty. He went up to forty-five, I offered fifty-five. That means he went up by fives and I went up by tens....

  8. Well, it came to an end. I bid ninety more than the mortgage; and it stayed with me. The cherry orchard is mine now, mine!

  9. My God, my God, the cherry orchard’s mine! Tell me I’m drunk, or mad, or dreaming....

  10. Don’t laugh at me!

  11. If my father and grandfather rose from their graves and looked at the whole affair, and saw how their Ermolai, their beaten and uneducated Ermolai, who used to run barefoot in the winter, how that very Ermolai has bought an estate, which is the most beautiful thing in the world!

  12. I’ve bought the estate where my grandfather and my father were slaves, where they weren’t even allowed into the kitchen.

  13. I’m asleep, it’s only a dream, an illusion.... It’s the fruit of imagination, wrapped in the fog of the unknown....

  14. She threw down the keys, she wanted to show she was no longer mistress here....

  15. Well, it’s all one!

  16. Eh, musicians, play, I want to hear you! Come and look at Ermolai Lopakhin laying his axe to the cherry orchard, come and look at the trees falling!

  17. We’ll build villas here, and our grandsons and great-grandsons will see a new life here.... Play on, music!

  18. The band plays. Lubov Andreyevna sinks into a chair and weeps bitterly.

  19. Why then, why didn’t you take my advice? My poor, dear woman, you can’t go back now.

  20. Oh, if only the whole thing was done with, if only our uneven, unhappy life were changed!

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Public domain, Anton Chekhov, 1904. Text from Project Gutenberg #7986, tr. Julius West.